You know you have done your girl a solid, when you get a
text that says “I almost licked my screen”!
Women, around the world I’m sure, have always accused men of
always gawking at and talking about women like they are a piece of meat. Now, I
am sure this stereotype has come from some very factual evidence, but before we
(women) get on our high horse and ride off into the sunset, let’s face some facts….
Guilty as (we) charged!
My dear Meg has been under some heavy stress lately. In true
friend fashion, I have been pleading my case, as to why she should join me in
Vegas. Nothing says R&R like sitting around a pool sipping Mojitos,
talking about people and reading smutty novels! This morning, to make my case
stronger, I sent a link to a show “Thunder From Down Under”. Yep, it’s exactly
what you are thinking. I mean really, we can blame men for checking out a hot woman
passing them on the side walk, but when is the last time a stunning 6’3”, tan,
ripped 6 pack (or 8 pack), sun kissed tousled hair man, with low slung jeans
and no shirt man didn’t wipe all your worries away? Even if it was just for a
moment. We all have our different types, but you get the picture. It’s human
nature and a proven scientific fact we are attracted to hotness.
Talk about something being a “piece of meat”, women turned
out in leagues to gawk at Channing Tatum & Company opening night of Magic
Mike. Yes, I was there and own the DVD! We really are no better at this than
men, maybe more subtle, but just as guilty. So I say, let’s embrace it, not
deny it!
Now, if you are shaking your head and saying to yourself “I
don’t do that” or “I am married, I don’t need to look at other men” and better
yet “my husband doesn’t check out women” well congrats, you have successfully
just missed out on the greatest guilty pleasure, while your husband/boyfriend
partakes. Doug and I have shared plenty of conversations about the very
attractive woman in the room (I mean, it’s not hard to talk about myself,
haha). Although, admittedly he mostly just shakes his head at Meg and I. In his
defense, we are pretty smutty!
If you are curious what was causing the “licking”, well scroll
on down for your viewing pleasure!
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